Posted 3 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

Posted 3 days ago

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Posted 3 days ago

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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Posted 3 days ago

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

Posted 3 days ago

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe)

Posted 3 days ago

sanic:

sanic:

WHAT I’M GIVING AWAY
1st Place - $50 in anime from rightstuf.com OR $50 in american eagle
2nd Place - $25 in lush cosmetics
3rd Place - a ginormous bag of laffy taffy

RULES:
reblog and/or like this post
you MUST be following me
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 30TH

this ends in two weeks!

Posted 3 days ago

undergroundghosts:

What you can win:

•An entire custom cosplay!!!
Seriously you can have any cosplay you want! (Unless it’s like 99% robotic because sorry but no)

The rules:

• Like/Reblog by 08/28/2014
• You gotta be following me! (Also wow thank you all for getting me to 14k ily all ♥)
• You must have your ask box open!!
• I’ll ship anywhere!!
• You must be comfortable with giving me your address.
• You can Like/Reblog as much as you want!
• The winner will be chosen randomly!!
• If u follow me on Instagram @abstractava I will give u a kiss on the cheek!


☆psssst and if you inbox me and we become friends you get something rad too aka my friendship!☆

Okay that is all!! Good luck!!

Posted 3 days ago

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

Posted 3 days ago

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle)

Posted 3 days ago

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

Posted 3 days ago

sanic:

sanic:

WHAT I’M GIVING AWAY
1st Place - $50 in anime from rightstuf.com OR $50 in american eagle
2nd Place - $25 in lush cosmetics
3rd Place - a ginormous bag of laffy taffy

RULES:
reblog and/or like this post
you MUST be following me
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 30TH

this ends in two weeks!

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

sanic:

sanic:

WHAT I’M GIVING AWAY
1st Place - $50 in anime from rightstuf.com OR $50 in american eagle
2nd Place - $25 in lush cosmetics
3rd Place - a ginormous bag of laffy taffy

RULES:
reblog and/or like this post
you MUST be following me
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 30TH

this ends in two weeks!

Posted 3 days ago

karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

Posted 3 days ago

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him